EXCLUSIVE – Future Marvel Comics Storylines Revealed!

We here at Powet have come across a news source which has exclusively supplied us with a number of upcoming Marvel storylines! In fact, I can personally PROMISE you proof of these upcoming stories from Marvel:

• Daredevil: Agent of SHIELD!
• Wolverine vs. Hulk… To the death… OF BOTH OF THEM?
• AND THEN, Wolverine comes back… as a vampire!
• The Surfer is Galactus’s herald for now… Until he’s replaced by Dazzler!
• The new Thor series puts the hammer in the hands of someone new: Rogue!
• When Punisher becomes the new Captain America… Venom will become the new Punisher!

All the proof you could ask for AND MORE … After the jump!

Do my claims sound too dubious to be true? Well hold on to your incredulosity, because here’s the bombshell – The source of my information is none other than the old What If? series that Marvel used to publish. Wait, don’t run away! I have proof – Look how Marvel’s been using it to test drive stories FOR YEARS!

What If? Vol 1, #2 What if The Hulk had the brain of Bruce Banner?	What If? Vol 1, #30 What if Spider-Man’s clone had lived?	What If? Vol 1, #37 What if the Beast and the Thing continued to mutate?
See: Smart Hulk	See: The NOW CLASSIC Clone Saga	See: What the Beast looks like now, man. Seriously. (The Thing also went this route a couple decades back)
What If? Vol 2, #33 What if the Phoenix rose again?	What If? Vol 2 #92 What If? Starring Cannon- ball’s little brother Josh and his pet Sentinel	What If? Vol 2 #105 What If? Spider-Man?
See: Really? It’s Jean Grey. I’m not bothering with a reference for this one.	See: The series called Sentinel (also featuring a white kid with brown hair!)	(Yes, what if Spider-Man, indeed.) See: Spider-Girl

I see the doubt still lingering in your eyes, despite the ovewhelming evidence to the contrary. But I assure you, even many of Marvel’s most recent storylines can be found in What If?’s pages!

What If? Vol 1, #23 What if The Hulk had become a barbarian?	What If? Vol 1, #9 What if the Avengers had fought evil during the 1950’s?	What If? Special #1 What if Iron Man had been a traitor?
See: Planet Hulk	See: Agents of Atlas	See: Civil War
What If? Vol 2, #9 What if the X-Men died on their first mission?	What If? Vol 2, #14 What if Captain Marvel had not died?	What If? Vol 2, #64 What if Iron Man sold out?
See: X-Men: Deadly Genesis	See: Civil War: The Return	See: Civ…Wait, I did that one already

Do you believe me now? No? Really? Ok, well, let these last two be my final proof:

What If? Vol 2, #20 What if Spider-Man had NOT married Mary Jane?	What If? Vol 2, #51 What if the Punisher became Captain America?
See: Joe Quesada hating the marriage, yet saying a divorce isn’t the answer…	See: Recent hype. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

And now, at long last the evidence you’ve been waiting for, some truly fine gems from the prophetic halls of What If?…

What If? Vol 1, #28 What if Daredevil became an agent of SHIELD?	What If? Vol 1, #31 What if Wolverine had killed the Hulk?
Wow, check out that costume. He’s not just blind, he’s also colorblind. Also, take note – the bottom half of that cover has come true before. This one is already half money, just wait for the other half – then it’ll be SO money.	This one may only prove me half-right on its own, but wait for the follow-up…
What If? Vol 2, #50 What if the Hulk had killed Wolverine?	What If? Vol 2, #24 What if Wolverine was Lord of the Vampires?
And together, the two stories make a it a two-for-one! Really, you gotta love how that chrome shows up on a computer screen. Ah, the 90’s.	Oh, my apologies – he won’t be just any old vampire. He’ll be LORD OF THE VAMPIRES. Y’know, Jean really looks like she’s enjoying herself, doesn’t it? Oh hell, I didn’t just spoil you for her return, did I? Because I did find a couple covers for that prediction.
What If? Vol 1, #33 What if Dazzler had become the herald of Galactus?	What If? Vol 2, #66 What if Rogue possessed the power of Thor?
You might think it’s dangerous having someone who can single- handedly defeat you also running around as your herald. But, ask yourself… is it dangerous, or is it GENIUS? After all, Who out there could stand up to the might of Galactus and Dazzler COMBINED?	Beware her monstrous thighs! They’re even more dangerous than the might of her hammer! What, you think that’s where the thunder’s coming from?
What If? Vol 2, #44 What if Venom had possessed the Punisher?
Well… It looks like Venom isn’t really becoming the Punisher, he’s just possessing him. I have no clue what kind of agenda a man like that would have. Maybe to sell a lot of comics in the 90’s? Or wait… Could this be the greatest Spider-Man 3/Death of Cap crossover EVER? That’ll sell comics TODAY!

You know what? Nothing in the entire universe could top that last prediction. Marvel, I’d say you’d better be taking notes… but if past performance indicates anything, it’s that you’ve already seen these covers, and have planned the next 10 years of crossovers out with their help.

Poweteers, take heed. You read it here first.

Much love to The Grand Comic Book Database for their vast supply of comic book covers, without whom this would have been really, really, really difficult.

Happy April 1st, everybody!