Here He Comes, Here Comes Speed Racer…
by Dru, filed in Movies on Mar.28, 2007

…He’s a demon on wheels. In the upcoming Wachowski film, Speed will be played by Emile Hirsch. You may have recently seen him in “Alpha Dog” or “Lords of Dogtown,” if you happen to watch movies that I don’t. But to me he’ll always be the “Girl Next Door.” Not that I saw that either. Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve actually seen him in anything.
Want to know the best response I’ve read to this? “Well, he’s got the eyebrows.“

















March 28th, 2007 on 9:14 am
This had better have a kid and his monkey that do nothing for the plot or I won’t watch it. Even if that guy does have eye brows
April 13th, 2007 on 1:48 pm
[...] Emile Hirsch has already been cast as Speed. Susan Sarandon and John Goodman have already been cast as his parents. And the newest member to join this awesome freakshow? Christina Ricci as Trixie! You know, the girl from Casper and The Addams Family! (I haven’t seen any movies since 1995.) [...]