Maximum Letdown: Onechanbara – Bikini Samurai Squad (Xbox 360)
by William Talley, filed in Uncategorized on Apr.28, 2009
*sigh*
Think about it, Asian women in bikinis killing scores of zombies.
This should have been an early contender for game of the year.
(Okay maybe not exactly, but it should at least have been a fun way to pass the time until Resident Evil 5 had been released)
So what happened?
I don’t know, but click after the jump and I’ll do my best to help find an answer.

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