I got into a little argument with some Firefly fans a while back. Not believing that there would actually be a wide release Firefly movie I made a vow that, should such a thing get widely distributed in theatres, I would drink a bottle of salad dressing… oops! Being a man of my word and a big whorish ham I have documented this gut wrenching event. Be entertained by my pain!

Snakes On A Plane!
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A new Reuters article claims the 21st 007 film “Casino Royale” will play closer to an origin than I’d thought. The director’s claims of “no-CG” sound exciting, but taking out Q, Moneypenny, and most of the gadgets makes me wonder if this will be a refreshing change or a colossal mistake. Whatever the case may be, I’m glad they’re going to try something different with the new Bond. I didn’t dislike the last few ones, but they felt closer to sci-fi action movies than any kind of spy game stuff Bond is known for. Driving the invisible car in the castle made of ice wasn’t really a bad, just didn’t seem like a Bond idea…

Oh, and by the way, this new “Casino Royale” is not to be confused with the 1967 “Casino Royale”, which starred Peter Sellers, David Niven, and Woody Allen as variations of James Bond.

Pixar’s Cars gets a shiny new trailer.
I’ll be honest, if I had to make a list of my favorite stars of all time, Paul Newman and Owen Wilson would be at the top, and they’re both in this movie. And Pixar has yet to release a dud. Who doesn’t want to see this movie?

Sony Pictures has posted some teaser art on their Spiderman website.

That site can be viewed here.

Below the art, the caption reads:

YOU MAY THINK YOU’RE LOOKING AT A BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO. LOOK CLOSELY, SPIDERMAN WEARS A BLACK SUIT IN SPIDER-MAN 3.

TOBEY MAGUIRE RETURNS AS PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN IN SPIDER-MAN 3.

IN THEATERS 05/04/07.

Trailer hit the web today.
Most of my dismay for this movie is based completely on behind the scenes snooping from spies of questionable accuracy of authority. Regardless, the trailer for the movie looks really good, and I hope the movie is good too. Still, I can’t wrap my head around certain characters changes or dying altogether. If this is “The Last Stand” then I guess its ok….

I am a casual Avengers fan and have never read any of the Ultimate books yet. I watched this movie going in with no expectations other than who most of the characters would be.

Read on for the rest of the review.
Note: Contains spoilers

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Transformers: The Movie has been given the greenlight to go ahead with production. In a simple post on Don Murphy’s message board, a post read ‘1-2-3’ followed by a picture of a green traffic light.