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Gwyneth Paltrow in Iron Man

by Adam, filed in Comics, Movies on Jan.19, 2007

Numerous sources confirm that the unattractive and untalented Gwyneth Paltrow will star as Iron Man’s love interest Virginia “Pepper” Potts opposite on again off again drug addict Robert Downey Jr. Some people consider this stain on the film industry to be talented since winning an Academy Award for her performance in the unforgiveably bad Shakespeare In Love. This does not change the simple fact that with nearly 40 sub par film performances under her belt she has only managed to make a single good movie.

Here’s hoping for #2!

Who the hell calls their kid Apple? Seriously?

Tags: Iron Man, Marvel

http://powet.tv Zac Shipley

I liked Shallow Hal and Seven.
http://adamrulz.com/ aDam

Shallow Hal was decent. My expectations were low and it outperformed them greatly.

I expected Seven to be bad. It was below expectation.
http://www.fightingreality.com/blog Crazy

I liked Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.
http://powet.tv Dru

I’m glad I didn’t bother posting this when I read about it. This newspost is leagues more entertaining than anything I had to say about it. Hahaha, that’s a lot of hate for this chick.
http://phil_bond.livejournal.com Phil Bond

I liked her until I found out she was dumb enough to be converted to scientology. Much like Jason Lee.
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I was not aware scientology was among her many flaws. Now I have one more reason.

And while, like with Jar Jar, I found the concept behind Sky Captain to have promise, I found the movie was so poorly executed that it set any chance of something similar but of quality from happening for years.
http://bonr.shwiggie.com Shwiggie

I actually liked Shakespeare in Love. Why? I don’t know…it’s a mystery!

But Paltrow isn’t a favorite.
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Gay.
http://xbrendanx.deviantart.com Raistlin

Coulda been worse, cameron diaz is way uglier and far more overhyped
http://www.fightingreality.com/blog Crazy

Wow, I didn’t realize someone put hater’ade in the water cooler.
http://adamrulz.com/ aDam

I have no more love for Cameron Diaz but I did think she was quite hot in the Mask. She seems to have starved away that sexiness though. And at least Cameron Diaz doesn’t have that camelon face.
http://xbrendanx.deviantart.com Raistlin

Yeah, but in place of the camelon face she has cheekbones that protrude so much skeletor is jealous.
Josh

Seven and Bounce were both good. Everything else has been garbage. Sky Captain is one of the best looking movies, unfortunately it’s also one of the most boring.
http://phil_bond.livejournal.com Phil Bond

It’s kind of obscure I guess, but I liked The Talented Mr. Ripley.
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I found that movie to be predictably retarded.
Nora

Gwyneth is not a scientologist, she is jewish
http://adamrulz.com/ aDam

Oh. Well I can’t hate her for that but I still don’t like her.
ramongnyc

Robert Deniro once said “Critics are like eunichs in a palace. They see it done everynight. They just can’t do it themselves.”
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bill

you are all nuts! Paltrow is a goddess! She’s a great actress and she is incredibly beautiful. You all must have so much anger and shallow stupidity in your hearts that you can’t see true talent and beauty.
Ella

Thats mean you rock Gwyneth Paltrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beebee

Loved her in Shakesphere in Love…and Emma, but DETESTED her in Ironman.
WAY miscast. Not even CLOSE to any chemistry with fair Robert/Tony.
http://www.facebook.com/chris.gordon.528 Chris Gordon

Gwyneth Paltrow is amazing, I love her in everything.

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