The Path Of Neo
by FakeTrout, filed in Games, Movies on Mar.28, 2006
Now you can play the movie!
All you have to do is whip out your dvd copy of The Matrix. Press play and grab a video game controller. Whenever a fight scene or something exciting happens, mash the hell out of the buttons.
In between scenes, pause the movie so the next level can load.
When lots of bullets and stuff are flying around, put the movie on slow-motion so you can witness the frame rate drop.
OK, so this isn’t exactly like the PS2/Xbox action game, but trust me its a remarkably similar experience. I realize not very many people like Enter The Matrix (I thought it was OK…), but Shiny really assed up this game. Its clumsy, ugly, and broken.
Not even worth a rent. I played less than an hour before my mind drifted off and I started thinking about candy.