DSCF4138.JPGKotaku’s surreal coverage of the DS Lite launch must be read to be beleived.� Frankly, if you’re going to have to get up that early and wait in line, it might as well be with some down-to-earth weirdos you can alternately converse with and examine with zoo-like fascination.

Only launch I ever attended was the US Dreamcast.� Only 2 of us there, but we still had a good time.